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Old 11-02-2012, 01:11 PM   #251
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...oh, and those little plastic toothpick thingies, with the dental

floss on the end...
Those are priceless. The guy that invented those shouldn't have to work the rest of his life.
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:49 AM   #252
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the blowjob alarm clock ... yep, that's right I have been working on it's invention


sadly, the prototype model refuses to "perform" without trying to bite my member off ... damned mail order Russian brides!!!

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the blowjob alarm clock ... yep, that's right I have been working on it's invention

sadly, the prototype model refuses to "perform" without trying to bite my member off ... damned mail order Russian brides!!!
I actually used to have one of those, I call it the exgirlfriend...unfortunately I had to trade her in for one a lil more sane
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A man should have excellent cursive handwritting.

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A good knife for chopping and a great sauce recipie ...

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Every man should have the same thing every woman should have.

A relationship with God Almighty!

Can I get an Amen!

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Old 11-06-2012, 05:29 PM   #257
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Amen!

But not to the cursive handwriting.

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Old 11-07-2012, 10:27 PM   #258
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Amen!

But not to the cursive handwriting.
I agree, I have bad print never mind cursive.
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162 crates of grape soda!

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162 crates of grape soda!
...oh, yeah, at least 162 crates of orange, root beer, and grape soda...
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