Feral cat waterboarder
the blowjob alarm clock ... yep, that's right I have been working on it's invention
sadly, the prototype model refuses to "perform" without trying to bite my member off ... damned mail order Russian brides!!!
Member: NRA GOA
Est sularas oth mithas
"either way, you were guilty by association, so you were smited...." JD
A man should have excellent cursive handwritting.
A good knife for chopping and a great sauce recipie ...
If It Were Easy, They Would Not Call It Work, And Everyone Would Do It
Every man should have the same thing every woman should have.
A relationship with God Almighty!
Can I get an Amen!
But not to the cursive handwriting.
162 crates of grape soda!