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Old 10-28-2012, 05:27 AM   #161
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In the interest of staying on topic, I think every man should have a woman as awesome as me, if only you could all be so lucky.
Prime example of humility.

That right there, which wasn't there, was me being so modest that I didn't take credit for her learning it from me, which she sooooo did.
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A microwave!

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A microwave!
a real man has a BBQ pit that rolls on a trailer!
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Old 10-28-2012, 05:32 AM   #164
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a real man has a BBQ pit that rolls on a trailer!
Now that's bow worthy! Hahahaha
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Oh I know you well already. We've been friends for ages, actually, used to chase coons into trees and shoot 'em with our BB guns. We're all highfives and piggyback-rides and shootin' the ****tle, with green skittles as our only sustenance.

You like slim conversations with heavy women, long walks off short piers, and you're best friend, Bubba, an invisible unicorn which you've informed me is pink. He usually doesn't follow you on your walks though, it's apparently a private time for reflection.
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I was just going to say "WTF?", but that totally works too.

I thought I was the only one with a unicorn.
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They're prolific procreators, as a matter of fact. Terrible infestation of them locally. It's quite fun hunting though, especially once they grow wings. Flights are redirected during season, we learned the hard way.
Whoa. For a minute there I thought I was hallucinating, but apparently I am not the only one who saw it.

WTF was that?
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Whoa. For a minute there I thought I was hallucinating, but apparently I am not the only one.
Who's doing drugs now?

Pots and kettles m'friends.

Or does that make me the drug, as the common denominator?
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I'm getting a dragon, I might share...
Yeah, uh, share with who my dear?
And I don't ride dragons. I hunt them. They're the only beast that presents a challenge to my awesomeness. But even then, I have to handicap myself by doing it naked and only with an axe.
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Yeah, uh, share with who my dear?
And I don't ride dragons. I hunt them. They're the only beast that presents a challenge to my awesomeness. But even then, I have to handicap myself by doing it naked and only with an axe.
well Trip, you can hunt dragons if you want to, but i am going to teach my pet alligator named Elvis to drink beer!
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well Trip, you can hunt dragons if you want to, but i am going to teach my pet alligator named Elvis to drink beer!
What a waste of beer.
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What a waste of beer.
my pet alligator doesn't think so!
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