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Old 04-04-2013, 10:01 PM   #201
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Start one and I will tell you a true story about walking point into a battalion sized box ambush of North Vietnamese regulars in November of 67.
I would not have wanted to be a box that day.
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Old 04-05-2013, 02:12 AM   #202
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I tell people I'm a pathological liar, but they never believe me.
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Old 04-05-2013, 05:11 AM   #203
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Back in the year of our Lord , 12AD , I were crushing the Ganges river banks lookin fur love when I run into ole Maha-Vahishnue .!I comed across a bull elephant and knocked it stupid with a left hook..! Yeap..! Well , I commenced to carry the the 2200 lbs. critter with left hand , I was a little weaker with ma left , but , just a thang.! I fired up thee ole gas grill , gas was cheap back in thee AD,s , so,s BBQ,s was down right reasonable...! Yeap ,ate that critter on a fresh bun I picked up at Wal-mart ADed...! And about that thar lyin thang , ..?..?.?.!.. Nope , never met owned...........!. Tasted like Chicken . Yeap... Know whaaaaaaat...? I think I,m gonna be alright...!

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Old 04-05-2013, 12:05 PM   #204
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Member that thar feller from Canada that supposedly made that thar longest , " one shot , one kill" ....? 1.5 miles....? Weren't,t him at- all , I was a mile behind him , he just ducked cause he knowed I was shooting...! He due gots the longest " duck" , I gots the longest shooting....!Now , yue knowed and I ain,t never met that thar liar in feller yet...!.....

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I member the timed I wast workin fur (NIKE)....! I was running , bout "MACH" two and blowed out ma left shoe...! Eeeek..! Well needless to say , still ain,t met now liars and did get shoes fur life...!
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Well , I,m still lookin fur that liar-in feller , but I heard he round these here parts. I,ll keep an eye out for him and sees if in I can find him..! Minds of the time I blowed Krakatoa away eatin beans and chocolates , oh well , that,d be another story.....!
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Well, all the hot wind blowing thru here reminds me of an event from some years ago-

We had left the house to go down to the river for a weekend. We forgot and left a window fan in an upstair hall window. That weekend, we had a tornado come thru where our house was. The tornado hit that winodw fan, and spun it backwards to 5,000 rpm. The motor acted as a generator, and fed electrical power back into the wiring. This caused the electric meter to spin backwards. At the end of the month, the power company sent us a check for $237.

And no, never meet none of them people lying on the path......


Then there was the time I shot a crow- did not kill him, but hurt him so bad he brought back all the corn he had stole that year....

Speaking of shots, did I ever tell you about the 10 g. muzzle loader double that I got from my grandad?
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Well, all the hot wind blowing thru here reminds me of an event from some years ago-

We had left the house to go down to the river for a weekend. We forgot and left a window fan in an upstair hall window. That weekend, we had a tornado come thru where our house was. The tornado hit that winodw fan, and spun it backwards to 5,000 rpm. The motor acted as a generator, and fed electrical power back into the wiring. This caused the electric meter to spin backwards. At the end of the month, the power company sent us a check for $237.

And no, never meet none of them people lying on the path......


Then there was the time I shot a crow- did not kill him, but hurt him so bad he brought back all the corn he had stole that year....

Speaking of shots, did I ever tell you about the 10 g. muzzle loader double that I got from my grandad?
Now knowing you, c3, I could believe that last one!

Anyone know how to tell the difference between a Fairy Tale and a Sea Story? One begins with "Once upon a time" and the other begins with "Now this ain't no sh%t"
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