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02-04-2013, 04:13 AM
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Hahaha I just might take you up on a cold one.
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02-04-2013, 08:51 PM
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#192
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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Is there a thread about outlandish stories about yourself that are actually true. "Unbelievably true stories". I swear ive seen it before but if not somebody should make it. Just saying.
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So i was throwing this girl in the trunk of my Rustang this one time, and some poor bastid comes running out of his apartment complex yelling. I left tracks and dust. Trunk girl and I and her sister all laughed about it later when i got her out of the trunk. I was parked right by the woods, so he probably thought i was gonna dump her body or something...i suppose he didn't get the tag. Probably good i didn't have that car very long.
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02-04-2013, 09:30 PM
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"If you can't do something smart, do something right."
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A famous man said once, "always tell the truth. It's easier to remember"
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He obviously wasn't in politics or what passes these days for journalism.
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02-04-2013, 11:52 PM
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#194
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That's odd... Last time I checked cars don't run under water, actually I have a friend who knows this from experience. You can ask him about how a girl with a Duramax had to come drag his ford out of a pond. :P there are other issues with that story but that's my favorite.
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I thought popping the wheelie was better  Probably was driving a front wheel drive car too!
It takes a LOT of HP to clear wheels off the ground.
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02-05-2013, 12:29 AM
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#195
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I will not comply. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly. I will not submit. I will not roll over. I will not shut up.
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I thought popping the wheelie was better Probably was driving a front wheel drive car too!
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I thought of that as well. I thought the first reason as funny because my friend had actually tried starting his truck under water and it ended badly. Like hiking 5 miles down the canyon so he could call me, badly. 
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02-05-2013, 12:31 AM
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I thought popping the wheelie was better Probably was driving a front wheel drive car too!
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Haha yea, pretty damn silly. There were sooo many issues with that story. We actually started calling him out on it and he got mad. Rolleyes....
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02-05-2013, 01:05 AM
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#197
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Is there a thread about outlandish stories about yourself that are actually true. "Unbelievably true stories". I swear ive seen it before but if not somebody should make it. Just saying.
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I think there was a "Tall Tales" thread, but that was not as I recall for "true" stories.
Anybody else recall a thread? Or shall we start one?
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- Mohandas Gandhi, an Autobiography, page 446.
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02-05-2013, 01:21 AM
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Yeah. A real a-hole. A marxist affirmative-action illegal alien pothead who hated America with a passion and was driven by the Left to do as much damage as he could here but never got called out on it while he flew under the radar. Married a transvestite. I didn't vote for him.
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02-05-2013, 01:25 AM
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Yeah. A real a-hole. A marxist affirmative-action illegal alien pothead who hated America with a passion and was driven by the Left to do as much damage as he could here but never got called out on it while he flew under the radar. Married a transvestite. I didn't vote for him.
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Hock the thread plot is pathological liars you have run across in your lifetime.
we all know most politicians are pathological liars.
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04-04-2013, 09:49 PM
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Weapons Aficianado
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I think there was a "Tall Tales" thread, but that was not as I recall for "true" stories.
Anybody else recall a thread? Or shall we start one?
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Start one and I will tell you a true story about walking point into a battalion sized box ambush of North Vietnamese regulars in November of 67.
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