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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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I speak nothing but the truth.
Speaking of which, lets get back to talking about liars!
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hey i wasn't lying about you being a comedian. you come up with some really funny things at times! 
but there are those who lie and that's sometimes funny as hell!
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02-02-2013, 02:53 AM
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I speak nothing but the truth.
Speaking of which, lets get back to talking about liars!
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OOOoooooKkkay ..! I didn't do it ..! 
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02-02-2013, 03:02 AM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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After reading this thread I’m thinking I may be a pathological liar. When my son was young I used to explain all kinds of things to him. Like the wind comes from all the trees waving their branches back & forth, etc. He’s grown up to be somewhat of a skeptic.
I wonder where he gets it.
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Vincine, I used to tell my kids all kinds of stories. When I got my first car with electric windows I put the 'lock' on and would "command" the windows to open and the windows would only obey me and not them. Haha..........they didn't know I could control all the windows from the driver's seat.
I told them other "lies" but I can't remember them right now.
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02-02-2013, 03:03 AM
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I will not comply. I will not lie down. I will not go quietly. I will not submit. I will not roll over. I will not shut up.
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Vincine, I used to tell my kids all kinds of stories. When I got my first car with electric windows I put the 'lock' on and would "command" the windows to open and the windows would only obey me and not them. Haha..........they didn't know I could control all the windows from the driver's seat.
I told them other "lies" but I can't remember them right now.
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My sister told me dolls came alive at night...
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02-02-2013, 03:05 AM
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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Vincine, I used to tell my kids all kinds of stories. When I got my first car with electric windows I put the 'lock' on and would "command" the windows to open and the windows would only obey me and not them. Haha..........they didn't know I could control all the windows from the driver's seat.
I told them other "lies" but I can't remember them right now.
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now that's just downright mean! 
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02-02-2013, 03:08 AM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Oh, yeah. When the kids were older and sat in the front passenger seat I told them I could drive with my eyes closed and I'd only close the eye they could see. My daughter would say..."THERE'S A STOP SIGN COMING UP!!" They actually believed for a while I would drive with my eyes closed.
I'd also say, usually at night, "Oh, look! A DINOSAUR". And when they'd look and not see it I'd tell them just as I told them to look the dino ran into the forest.
There's more but I'll post them when I remember them.
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Last edited by winds-of-change; 02-02-2013 at 03:11 AM.
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02-02-2013, 04:06 AM
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Crazy as an outhouse Rat!
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sometimes i think that pathological liars believe the bigger the lie or the more outlandish the story is, the more people will believe it!
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02-02-2013, 04:18 AM
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My nephew just posted this on his FB page after being accused of being a fair weather 49ers fan:
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If u cant beat em, make somethin up 
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02-02-2013, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by winds-of-change
Oh, yeah. When the kids were older and sat in the front passenger seat I told them I could drive with my eyes closed and I'd only close the eye they could see. My daughter would say..."THERE'S A STOP SIGN COMING UP!!" They actually believed for a while I would drive with my eyes closed.
I'd also say, usually at night, "Oh, look! A DINOSAUR". And when they'd look and not see it I'd tell them just as I told them to look the dino ran into the forest.
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My parents did the same thing when I fell asleep, the would say that a pink elephant crossed the road. I remember fakin it, to prove them wrong
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02-02-2013, 04:36 AM
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I tell my kids the walking 5 miles to school, in four feet of snow, uphill both ways, with no shoes story.
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