[primer1]

Originally Posted by Vikingdad

I swear to God I had a guy tell me that exact same story once.

Might be the same dips%$#. Lol, the last I knew he was in one of the Carolinas. He keeps moving from the b.s. foundations he builds.

After we graduated, me and another got had a watchamacallit, ......tion with the guy, with his dads approval. This guy never stopped lying. Anyways, he ran out of the apartment, ran 1/4 mile to his house, packed his bags, and said he was going to live with his uncle an hour away. His dad laughed and said that's b.s. Then he took off sprinting in a panic, we let him go. You know its bad when you physically run from those who call out your b.s. Issues, man, serious issues.

[RJMercer]

This one time
at band camp
I learned how to play
Mozarts 5th concerto
on the butt trumpet.
True story bro.

[Vikingdad]

Originally Posted by RJMercer

This one time
at band camp
I learned how to play
Mozarts 5th concerto
on the butt trumpet.
True story bro.

I heard you can do Stairway To Heaven on the skinflute. That true?

[axxe55]

Originally Posted by Vikingdad

I heard you can do Stairway To Heaven on the skinflute. That true?

i don't know about that, but i can do it on the harmonica!

[Major Kusanagi]

Speaking of pathological liars don't forget our dear Head of the Executive Office. After all, he skeet shoots don't you know!

[Vikingdad]

Originally Posted by Major Kusanagi

Speaking of pathological liars don't forget our dear Head of the Executive Office. After all, he skeet shoots don't you know!

Wait. What?

I'm callin' BS on this.

[Major Kusanagi]

Originally Posted by Vikingdad

Wait. What?

I'm callin' BS on this.

Didn't you hear? He claimed earlier this week that he skeet shoots all the time when he goes to Camp David.

However, a Washington insider earlier today broke the news that he went to only one skeet shooting event and that was for about five minutes. Apparently, he was uncomfortable to be around a bunch of Marines shooting shotguns, as well as shooting a shotgun himself.

[Vikingdad]

Originally Posted by Major Kusanagi

Didn't you hear? He claimed earlier this week that he skeet shoots all the time when he goes to Camp David.

However, a Washington insider earlier today broke the news that he went to only one skeet shooting event and that was for about five minutes. Apparently, he was uncomfortable to be around a bunch of Marines shooting shotguns, as well as shooting a shotgun himself.

I just Googled it. http://washingtonexaminer.com/wapo-fact-checker-theres-no-proof-that-obama-shoots-skeet-but-well-hold-off-on-calling-it-a-lie/article/2520185

[Vikingdad]

I would almost vote for him just to see a video of him shooting a shotty! That would be somethin' to see!!!

[Major Kusanagi]

Here's a tip for the man: The next time you want to relate to a gun owner, go out and shoot some real guns instead of the make believe ones that you use in your political speeches.