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Old 08-27-2014, 03:23 AM   #1
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Two days ago , like any other , I awoke , oozed out of bed and headed for the coffee maker . If I have to do something , anything , I need at least one hour to
Un zombie myself and the "BLACK GOLD" , coffee .

As I stated , a day like any other . Half way across the living room , I get a little "hick" , still headed for the coffeehouse maker and maybe 10 seconds or so ,
" hick" ....? Hmmm..? Fill the maker with water and the just so perfect amount of finely ground , aromatic , mouth watering expresso blend , a nose erection !
Mmmmm...."hick...hick" ..? I have my coffee , come remotely back to
Consciousness and "hick..hick" .! WTFrack...?

Every 5-10 seconds , double , "hick ,hick"...! I have had chronic hick-ups for two and a half days ..! The normal me can and do meditate pain , anger , sadness and pretty much focus to the point that what must go , goes ! Cheap version of Chi . "HICK , HICK" ! I can not rid myself of these "Hick-ups" away .!
That is some 60 + hours of "HICK , HICK" ...!

Now here on line , you can not see me twitching "Hick , hick" so it's no big deal .
Tomorrow , I have to do a follow up from the last surgery . They will see me twitching away , seizing ? Eeeeek "Hick" , help !

Should I awake with C-Cup breasts , I need you all to bare witness as , "HICK" as to my true identity ! "Hick , Hick" .....help ...."Hick" ....!


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Old 08-27-2014, 03:27 AM   #2
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the last time i tried to help you out, by watching your video, i had to stand on my head and ended up with a headache!


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These are from my wife.

Drink with your ears plugged. (This requires a straw if you are alone.)
Eat a tablespoon of Grape jelly. (I don't know why she thinks the flavor is important. It must be like the Brown paper bag for hyperventilating.)
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Dango, look at some pictures of Dine Fienstein, Nancy Pelosi and Barrack Obama.

that should scare them hick-ups away. if it doesn't, then you know you're a Democrat!
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These are from my wife.

Drink with your ears plugged. (This requires a straw if you are alone.)
Eat a tablespoon of Grape jelly. (I don't know why she thinks the flavor is important. It must be like the Brown paper bag for hyperventilating.)
Ok , plug my ears with a drink and suck a teaspoon of grape jelly through a straw while hyperventilating a brown paper bag......got it



Well , the brown paper bag is cured , no "Hick" ..! ....."Hick , Hick"...!
I got grape jelly stuck in my ear , forgot all about the hick-ups !


Thanks "Hick ,Hick"...! I think the bag is dead , Eeeeek..! "HICK ,HICK" ...!
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Ok , plug my ears with a drink and suck a teaspoon of grape jelly through a straw while hyperventilating a brown paper bag......got it



Well , the brown paper bag is cured , no "Hick" ..! ....."Hick , Hick"...!
I got grape jelly stuck in my ear , forgot all about the hick-ups !


Thanks "Hick ,Hick"...! I think the bag is dead , Eeeeek..! "HICK ,HICK" ...!
upside is it's safer than looking at the pictures i suggested!

downside is you wouldn't find out if you're a Democrat!
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upside is it's safer than looking at the pictures i suggested!

downside is you wouldn't find out if you're a Democrat!
That worked....! . Now all I need is a life time script for Viagra ..!
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Dango, look at some pictures of Dine Fienstein, Nancy Pelosi and Barrack Obama.

that should scare them hick-ups away. if it doesn't, then you know you're a Democrat!
Boww, chicca, bow, bow.....

I could swear I saw that X rated flic back when I living in hotels on the bosses dime.

That's when I gave up pern.
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no Viagra needed. just stand on your head and gravity will do the rest!
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That worked....! . Now all I need is a life time script for Viagra ..!
Stay away from the cat!


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