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Old 10-25-2009, 02:19 AM   #21
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Why not the HIV pistol?

Is a dart gun loaded with AIDS a firearm?
That can take forever to kill. Look at Magic Johnson for crying out loud....
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Old 10-25-2009, 02:55 AM   #22
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Since we've derailed...

Single shot 12 ga, fires a rubber fist, enough grains so when fired center mass, the round drops to groin level, we call it "The Junk Punch."

To appeal to the female, we include a free feminine cleansing product.

It's the Tango Pack.

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I think it needs to use CO2 seeing as engagement distance is going to be close real close. It can use 4 bullets each loaded with a sabot mini tazer round that generates 250Kv. That would stuff that rapest till he pissed, jizzed and pooed himself. Then we would add a trigger activated mini digi cam with wi-fi for uploading to Youtube. It should look like a cell phone as to not draw undo attition to it.

Have you seen this man? He tried to rape me and I nailed him with the Ladies Personal Defense Protector aproved by dyks the world over. He is not walking around with no testicles because with the LPDP it fried his dirty nuts right off. Yes ladies it comes in any color you need even has designer covers from Gucci, Lands end, and many many more high end designers to fit in with any dress or pantsuit you own. Look like a regular cell phone but fires 250kv darts that will sizzle his nuts so bad he will talk like Micheal Jackson the rest of his life. Don't worry about heavy clothing with out new micro filament tentacles they will snake through his clothing in a matter of milliseconds and stun the crap right out of him. Ladies you can buy the basic kit that come with a LPDP, stylish belt clip and your choice of car charger or 2 stylish covers of your choice. What no it's not $199.99 or $149.99 it is not even $99.99 for the low low introductory price of $39.95 you can get all this plus if you order now and send a picture of your boobies we will not double but triple your order yes ladies that is 3 LPDP, 3 belt clips and your choice of 3 car chargers or 6 faceplate's or any combo you wish. There are over 500 different faceplates for the LPDP. Hurry send a picture of your boobies and your hoo hoo and we will throw in 3 tactical smell launchers loaded with super PMS concentrate so not only do you stun him you make him think that your on your period so he will try to run away. You can also get crack whore, tranny whore, and teen in-turn to add to your arsenal. Hit a man with any of them and if there is a women in his life she will smell any of these and beat the living crap out of him.

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You're really starting to scare me, man.

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Since we've derailed...

Single shot 12 ga, fires a rubber fist, enough grains so when fired center mass, the round drops to groin level, we call it "The Junk Punch."

To appeal to the female, we include a free feminine cleansing product.

It's the Tango Pack.
Buying rubber fist rounds at the local sex shop could be a little embarassing for most.
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I would like a single use Tango...thank you very much...problem solved.

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Since we've derailed...

Single shot 12 ga, fires a rubber fist, enough grains so when fired center mass, the round drops to groin level, we call it "The Junk Punch."

To appeal to the female, we include a free feminine cleansing product.

It's the Tango Pack.
There would be rampant misuse of the product at Kenny Chesney concerts....Lawsuits galore
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There would be rampant misuse of the product at Kenny Chesney concerts....Lawsuits galore
That is so wrong, for a guy that claims to be drunk all the time, you surely do paint pictures with words.
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I can't let everyone think that I'm this sick without the aid of alcohol...

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I can't let everyone think that I'm this sick without the aid of alcohol...
Good point. Well played, sir.
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