The polar ice caps will melt to the point that all of the polar bears will eventually invade grizzly territory and mate with them at a much higher rate than they do now. The hybrid will be succepable to a zombie type virus. In no time, they will have eaten every human north of the Ohio River. Within a year, the super bear migration will reach Antartica. But, they will have to turn on each other because Antartica will be the size of Rhode Island. Al Gore will be annointed king of the bears. The last bear alive eats him marking the extinction of the human race. The bear chokes to death on Al's mandible marking the actual death of the polar and grizzly bears. The collective laugh from the graves of the world generates a global earthquake that eventually shakes the Earth into marble sized nuggets.
Skullcrusher, you are evil, sick, demented, twisted- and my hero!
Originally Posted by pandamonium
...without the Second, we cannot protect the rest!
Last edited by skullcrusher; 04-14-2010 at 11:06 PM.