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Old 04-14-2010, 07:30 PM   #21
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I support Dave's "Synchronized Flatulence" theory.
I must share credit with suprdave as his sig line always inspires me!
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So I guess I'm the only one that thinks the Zombie Apocalypse will actually happen...
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So I guess I'm the only one that thinks the Zombie Apocalypse will actually happen...
Actually, the synchronized fart occurs due to the Zombie invasion...
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Actually, the synchronized fart occurs due to the Zombie invasion...
And it will be in your general direction...
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I must share credit with suprdave as his sig line always inspires me!
Just a Monty Python ripoff....
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Just a Monty Python ripoff....
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We'll miss you this weekend, bro.
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And I'll miss you bastards, also. Have a drink for me, and I hope all of you have a party that will make Benning's loins burn! Seriously, have a good time, and maybe I can make the next one.
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I think some idiot at NASA might mistake the moon for a meteor and they shoot a few h-bombs at it and destory it and the tides rise and the rest of the world turns into something akin to the swamps of Louisiana after all the chaos ensues from having no moon. Good think I have my families Glassmaster '76
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The polar ice caps will melt to the point that all of the polar bears will eventually invade grizzly territory and mate with them at a much higher rate than they do now. The hybrid will be succepable to a zombie type virus. In no time, they will have eaten every human north of the Ohio River. Within a year, the super bear migration will reach Antartica. But, they will have to turn on each other because Antartica will be the size of Rhode Island. Al Gore will be annointed king of the bears. The last bear alive eats him marking the extinction of the human race. The bear chokes to death on Al's mandible marking the actual death of the polar and grizzly bears. The collective laugh from the graves of the world generates a global earthquake that eventually shakes the Earth into marble sized nuggets.
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