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gorknoids 10-28-2010 03:19 AM

Easy Now, Ladies!
 
It's just jokes. Prolly a repost, but work is limiting my recreation time. Anyway......here goes.

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Seriously. Don't hunt me down and kill me.

CA357 10-28-2010 03:59 AM

I'm going to go and ask my wife if it's okay to laugh.

dunerunner 10-28-2010 05:03 AM

Where is that rimshot emoticon??? :D

hunter Joe 10-28-2010 02:03 PM

Me and the guns loved that one and I'm sure Mrs. Hunter is not going to find that funny, but if she can't take a joke........

winds-of-change 10-29-2010 05:03 PM

Hmmm..........but an older 44 has a much bigger bang and stopping power than a young 22. Wouldn't you much rather reach for an old 44 when you really need a friend? ...............just sayin'........
Actually, my age is an even bigger caliber than the Desert Eagle or the S&W 500. I'm wondering if that makes me any more desirable. ROFL


I also have several replies for the "Because I'm a man" thread but I'm still kinda new here so I'm sorta behaving......:)

notdku 10-29-2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CA357 (Post 375919)
I'm going to go and ask my wife if it's okay to laugh.

What did she say?

c3shooter 10-29-2010 07:11 PM

Age/Caliber? I'm headed for the Brown Bess musket!

orangello 10-29-2010 07:23 PM

Agreed!
Quote:

Originally Posted by dunerunner (Post 375965)
Where is that rimshot emoticon???

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b6...su/rimshot.gif

http://i982.photobucket.com/albums/a...os/rimshot.gif

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...ls/RimShot.jpg Ain't "search" random sometimes. :D

IGETEVEN 10-30-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winds-of-change (Post 376807)
I also have several replies for the "Because I'm a man" thread but I'm still kinda new here so I'm sorta behaving......:)

Hell, don't let that stop you mam, jump right on in! ;)


10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.



The Final Joke...

3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. :eek:

The 1st had a stroke, 2nd had a stroke, 3rd one's arm was too short to reach. :D

Jpyle 10-30-2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGETEVEN (Post 377397)
Hell, don't let that stop you mam, jump right on in! ;)


10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

1. You can easily trade that snubby in for something with a longer barrel.

2. You can keep a gun clean with a little Hoppe's and some elbow grease.

3. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.

4. A gun doesn't need to watch a bad Western on video before you take it to the range.

5. Too many rounds and shots over the years don't cause the trigger guard to grow and sag.

6. You can carry a gun in your pants all day without it becoming a pest.

7. A gun doesn't complain if you want to spend more than 15 minutes at the range.

8. Emission of noxious gases is always under your control.

9. A gun doesn't call you a tease after you do a bit of dry fire.

10. A gun doesn't need to take a nap after each shot.



The Final Joke...

3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. :eek:

The 1st had a stroke, 2nd had a stroke, 3rd one's arm was too short to reach. :D

11. A gun won't discharge until you want it to and then only in the direction you choose.


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