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Old 03-09-2010, 05:37 PM   #1
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him approaches and asks, "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's tally whacker hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!"

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Old 03-09-2010, 05:42 PM   #2
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Doh! Good one opaaw

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I don't know why you guys always make fun of me...
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Glad I read it. I thought it was a PM.

Great one, Opaww!
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