Originally Posted by Jo da Plumbr
My Dog just got hit by a Skunk. Any suggestions?
Hey Jo, I thought all the skunks were up in the state capitol??
I wouldn't talk too much about the incident. Don't your state political officers fine dog owners for hate crimes when their dog bullies wildlife provoking them into defending themselves?
For skunks I think they track large purchases of tomato juice.
Clean-up that driveway and keep a watch out for one of Napolitano's black choppers!
Here's the insiders secret I overheard JD telling someone, "To remove that foul doggie odor use (not
your Hugo Boss body splash) PH for mens!"
Here's how to apply;
And if all else fails, PH Fairy Dust!!!