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Old 02-01-2011, 11:44 PM   #1
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Default A Dog Named Dick

A little old lady boards a train with her little dog named Dick.
Not long after taking her seat the conductor comes by and says,
"1.75 to ride mam".
She hands him two dollars, and notices her dog scratching.
She asks,"you got a tick on ya Dick?
"No mam" says the conductor. "Just getting your quarter".
The rest of the world gets it,why can't we?
"The United States can survive a Barack Obama,who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president".
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:46 AM   #2
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hahaha!! Just about spit my beer!
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Aaaaaa, "Ballsitch!" "No Lady, just diggin' for change."
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