A Dog Named Dick
A little old lady boards a train with her little dog named Dick.
Not long after taking her seat the conductor comes by and says,
"1.75 to ride mam".
She hands him two dollars, and notices her dog scratching.
She asks,"you got a tick on ya Dick?
"No mam" says the conductor. "Just getting your quarter". :p
hahaha!! Just about spit my beer!
Aaaaaa, "Ballsitch!" "No Lady, just diggin' for change."
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