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02-06-2010, 06:27 PM | #1 | Sic Semper Tyrannis Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: , The Mother Lode Posts: 18,437 | For Dog Lovers
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up. 'The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump.'
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.' __________________ Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where those least capable of leadership are elected by those least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to succeed or provide for themselves are rewarded with goods and services paid for by wealth confiscated from a diminishing number of people who actually work and produce.
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02-06-2010, 08:23 PM | #2 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Sacramento, California, California Posts: 1,727 |
This story reminds me of an old Twilight Zone show that aired in the early to mid 1960's. |
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02-07-2010, 01:17 PM | #3 | Supporting Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Barstow area, Kalifornia Posts: 1,108 |
Me too. Same story...........
Jim............ |
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02-07-2010, 02:56 PM | #4 | Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 1,126 |
Yep. Just watched that episode a couple weeks ago during a "Zone" marathon. Good story.
The Hunt (The Twilight Zone) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia__________________ What is this 100m you speak of?! Here in AMERICA we shoot in YARDS boy, a meter is something I use to measure voltage with.
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Wer anderen etwas vorgedacht, wird jahrelang nur ausgelacht.
Begreift man die Entdeckung endlich, so nennt sie jeder selbstverständlich.
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02-07-2010, 03:03 PM | #5 | I'm always 10-8 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: 150 miles NE of Sloppy Joe's Bar, in the "GunShine" State Posts: 19,161 |
Great read Don!
I likes me some dogs!
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Resistance is not futile.
It's voltage divided by current (R=V/I).
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02-07-2010, 06:21 PM | #6 | Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 2,789 |
Good read! |
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04-24-2010, 12:40 PM | #7 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Houma, La., La. Posts: 1,315 | Old dogs and new tricks
Ever wonder why dogs smell each others back sides. It's the only way the Democrats can tell each other apart. Walk softly and carry a big gun''''''''' |
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04-24-2010, 02:46 PM | #8 | Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: everywhere Posts: 9,640 |
Very good one. Thank you. |
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04-24-2010, 06:25 PM | #9 | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Houma, La., La. Posts: 1,315 | Dog Lovers
Dang good watch, The Twilight Zone, The Hunt, Sea. 3, Episode 84. Hyder Simpson and his dog Rip. Don't go lookin for hevin wit out yo dog. P S any body got a picture of a Democratic Dog, You know the One thats allways humpen yo leg. God Bless Wills in da Swamp |
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04-24-2010, 11:07 PM | #10 | Ground Zero Ocean Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Florence, Oregon Posts: 8,463 |
And that's the way it should be!! __________________ Molon Labe!
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People get the government they deserve. |
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