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01-24-2012, 03:41 PM
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Exactly WHEN has a wife ever ASKED for sex!?!?!? You live in an alternate reality man!
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Hey! My wife had ask for it before. Just not frim me  hahahahaha!
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01-24-2012, 03:44 PM
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Hey! My wife had ask for it before. Just not frim me hahahahaha! |
LOL! exactly my point...
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01-24-2012, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MrWray
Depends on what the argument is..
If the wife says she wants sex and the dog says that he wants you to watch tv with him? "wife wins"
If the wife says that she wants you to do the dishes and the dog says that he wants you take him shooting? "dog wins"
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think I'll watch tv with the dogs
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01-24-2012, 04:15 PM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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I vote dog.
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01-24-2012, 04:18 PM
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ALWAYS!!
Because the dog (GOD spelt backward) depends ENTIRELY on your system. The wife can always argue and seduce you into submission.
But the dog, an inverted god incognito, will be willing to sacrifice its life for your safety. So, in my opinon, stay with the dog.
You ain't gonna find another entity on the planet to sacrifice its life for ya' .... no way ... 
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Last edited by PanBaccha; 01-24-2012 at 09:15 PM.
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01-24-2012, 05:00 PM
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Thats some funny stuff. I own the house and the bed so all thats not gona happen. I'm not married either shes just a gf of 3 years. I don't think I'm ever gona get married Im to independent. I've had the dog longer too so he normally wins.
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01-24-2012, 05:42 PM
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Is it wrong to side with your dog rather then your woman ?
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Yes... your dog will only care that you betrayed him for that moment.
But...as Will Rogers once said;
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
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01-24-2012, 05:47 PM
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I'd rather my own son see me die on my feet as a free man, than watch him go, broken, into slavery.
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Oh, if you've had the dog longer than the girlfriend, why the hell did you even ask? That's a no brainer.
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Come if you must, but only if you must. For the day you find yourself upon my step, will surely be the night you find peace along Jordan's edge.
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillement of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause, and lies exhausted on the field of battle... Victorious.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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01-24-2012, 05:57 PM
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Deader Bears=Better Bears
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I have cats; you can only trust a cat so far.
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Originally Posted by fmj
Exactly WHEN has a wife ever ASKED for sex!?!?!? You live in an alternate reality man!
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I have heard of this, but i bleve it turned out to be a trap.
(happily single)
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Thats some funny stuff. I own the house and the bed so all thats not gona happen. I'm not married either shes just a gf of 3 years.
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You haven't heard enough horror stories yet. If she cohabitates and she wants your house, all it takes is an unrelated bruise (or some makeup skills) and sobbing "he hit me" to some poor cop stuck on a DV call to ruin your evening, lose your Second Amendment rights, and probably get the dog tossed in a shelter while you stew in a cell with somebody who might have actually done something that deserved incarceration.
Some people say i have trust issues, but i think they may secretly be out to get me.
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01-24-2012, 06:02 PM
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Hardships make or break people. -Margaret Mitchell-
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Well, if we can reverse it to include husbands..........
My husband left me, none of my dogs ever did.
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