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Josh1158 01-24-2012 08:08 AM

Dog
 
Is it wrong to side with your dog rather then your woman ?

kfox75 01-24-2012 08:10 AM

Only if it is willing to share it's doghouse, 'cause that's where you will wind up.:p

robocop10mm 01-24-2012 08:18 AM

Not sure I follow you. Your dog has an opinion that differs from your woman?

bkt 01-24-2012 08:22 AM

To answer that question, do a simple experiment.

Lock both your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car. After two hours, open the trunk.

Which one is happy to see you?

Nuf said.

jon1992d 01-24-2012 09:54 AM

Well my dad had to make that choice when i was a kid. Guess whos getting two christmases now? This guy! Lol weve been getting along ok with just the dogs.

Axxe55 01-24-2012 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh1158 (Post 687550)
Is it wrong to side with your dog rather then your woman ?

if my wife was watching me type this, i would most definately say the woman, but being my dog is here beside me as i type this, i will say he gets the vote!

fmj 01-24-2012 11:40 AM

The dog each and every time!

As far as staying in the dog house goes... i prefer it! Its warm, the dog actually likes me and the dog doesnt bitch when i burp, fart or scratch.

Yunus 01-24-2012 11:48 AM

My dog occasionally eats his own poo. I'm not saying it's wrong to side with your dog over your wife but he might not be right.

MrWray 01-24-2012 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh1158
Is it wrong to side with your dog rather then your woman ?

Depends on what the argument is..

If the wife says she wants sex and the dog says that he wants you to watch tv with him? "wife wins"

If the wife says that she wants you to do the dishes and the dog says that he wants you take him shooting? "dog wins"

fmj 01-24-2012 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MrWray (Post 687779)
Depends on what the argument is..

If the wife says she wants sex and the dog says that he wants you to watch tv with him? "wife wins"

If the wife says that she wants you to do the dishes and the dog says that he wants you take him shooting? "dog wins"

Exactly WHEN has a wife ever ASKED for sex!?!?!? You live in an alternate reality man!


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