Here are a few more "gems" from the book! "You've realized that the time from
"student discount" to "seniour discount" passes in the blink of an eye"!
"Your idea of roughing it on a camping trip involves a 27 foot motorhome
equipped with a queen-size bed, microwave oven, and satellite tv". HMMM,
my r/v is 28 feet long! "The women in Playboy and Penthouse look like jail-
bait"! "The car you drove in high school is now considered a classic worth
10 times it's original price"! AND if there were any doubt that you have
entered middle age..."Acne has given way to hemorroids and arthritis"!