Disabled grandmother fends off 13 intruders with bear spray
 

Seems granny was protecting herself and her "garden" of medical marijuana. One intruder had a shotgun. So much for that gangs street cred.

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/10/03/disabled-woman-wards-off-13-intruders-with-bear-spray/

That could go in W-O-C's weird news thread. I don't think I could've made up something that weird.