Originally Posted by Pengie
You are sick, SICK, SICK. You must have suffered some trauma somewhere along the way to make you act like this.
What in the heck Pengie!
I left my house for FIVE minutes and come back to THIS graffitied on my wall!
As if that wasn't enough, all the windows in my house were busted out.
I was wondering how this happened and then I saw this:
THATS THE ROOM WHERE I SLEEP!
And my front door?!?!
You really could have just knocked. Seriously.
I thought my jeep looked bad....
Until I saw my wife's minivan!
And don't act like you weren't involved. The neighbors all came out to see what the noise was about, and Big John caught THIS on tape, right before the squad of commando PENGUINS disappeared into the crowd!
And you left that bowl of fish in my driveway, as if you were TAUNTING ME! Is this about the penguin on a spit idea?! I swear I'll split the royalties on the patent with you 50/50! Just quit shooting up my stuff and keep your buddies off my lawn!
GEEZ! Now I have a mess to clean up.