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Old 07-06-2009, 11:14 PM   #1
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The Difference Between The Liberal and The Conservative

Question:You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be just happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer: BANG!

Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click........... (sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
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I fear I can't answer because this scenario would never occur in my lifetime.

Nobody with a sane mind would trust their family security in a CCW situation to a Glock in .40 Caliber.

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I fear I can't answer because this scenario would never occur in my lifetime.

Nobody with a sane mind would trust their family security in a CCW situation to a Glock in .40 Caliber.

JD
LMAO. Still doing same...

I've seen that e-mail a few times, and that is the first time I've seen an actual make of weapon or the Texan's family dialogue in the text.
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I think the following modifications would more correctly define the Liberal mindset:

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Liberal Answer: Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing my wife and kids?

If I were to get on my knees and give him a bl&^ job would he still want to kill me?
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Too true RL. You nailed it.

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Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click........... (sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)
lol, that's great!
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Absolutely correct J.D. Way fewer shots necessary with a 1911.
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I would throw that damn Glock at him for distraction purposes and pull out my M&P .45 ACP and follow through with BANG! BANG! BANG!

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

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Liberal and The Conservative...totally two different view points indeed.
Funny post....I enjoyed that.

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RL357Mag... *golf clap*

you win the internet. dead on mate

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