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08-27-2009, 06:40 PM
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The difference between guts and balls
GUTS -- Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and saying, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS -- Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."
Jack
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"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
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08-27-2009, 06:42 PM
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LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute. 
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08-27-2009, 06:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotgun Shooter
LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute.
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CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!! 
Jack
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
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08-27-2009, 06:49 PM
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LOL, I think it's great.
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If the pain is lacking so is the discipline...
"the only 911 call I need is chambering a round" - Mr. Muller, MO car dealer
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08-27-2009, 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IGETEVEN
CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!!
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LOLOL. For the record, Kermit the frog isnt cute. Frogs are pretty ugly.
deepens voice and buffs up Damn Jack, that is friggin awesome! I'd totally do that if I had a wife.
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08-27-2009, 07:09 PM
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She yit! In my best Oklahoma accent...the right there is a life lesson!!
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08-27-2009, 07:11 PM
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I like it, but it wouldn't work for me. My Sicilian wife would fill me with lead. 
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08-27-2009, 07:12 PM
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I've been married to a very cute and dainty Filipina girl for 33 years. The only problem is that she's mean as a cornered wolverine. If I tried the "balls" solution - I wouldn't have any. Funny stuff though...
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08-28-2009, 12:47 AM
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Both are great, neither are something I would try.
I like my guts & balls to stay intact!
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If you're really bored, I'm your huckleberry. If you really want a challenge, I'm the one.
If you're really smart, you'll just peddle your paint.
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08-28-2009, 03:15 PM
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BUMP..........We got alpha males with problems.
Jack
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter." - Hemingway
“The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about.”
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