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Old 08-27-2009, 06:40 PM   #1
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GUTS -- Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and saying, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"




BALLS -- Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."



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Old 08-27-2009, 06:42 PM   #2
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LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute.

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LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute.

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CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!!

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LOL, I think it's great.

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CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!!

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LOLOL. For the record, Kermit the frog isnt cute. Frogs are pretty ugly.

deepens voice and buffs up Damn Jack, that is friggin awesome! I'd totally do that if I had a wife.

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She yit! In my best Oklahoma accent...the right there is a life lesson!!

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I like it, but it wouldn't work for me. My Sicilian wife would fill me with lead.

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I've been married to a very cute and dainty Filipina girl for 33 years. The only problem is that she's mean as a cornered wolverine. If I tried the "balls" solution - I wouldn't have any. Funny stuff though...

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Both are great, neither are something I would try.

I like my guts & balls to stay intact!

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BUMP..........We got alpha males with problems.

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