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IGETEVEN 08-27-2009 06:40 PM

The difference between guts and balls
 
GUTS -- Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and saying, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"




BALLS -- Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."



Jack

Shotgun Shooter 08-27-2009 06:42 PM

LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute. :p

S.S.

IGETEVEN 08-27-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotgun Shooter (Post 151786)
LOL. Very cute, Jack. Very cute. :p

S.S.

CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!! :eek: :p

Jack

spittinfire 08-27-2009 06:49 PM

LOL, I think it's great.

Shotgun Shooter 08-27-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGETEVEN (Post 151793)
CUTE!!....... Son Kermit the frog is cute, My Little Pony is cute! Man up and grow a pair and come up with a better compliment than that girly-man crap! Cute my butt!! :eek: :p

Jack

LOLOL. For the record, Kermit the frog isnt cute. Frogs are pretty ugly. :p

deepens voice and buffs up Damn Jack, that is friggin awesome! I'd totally do that if I had a wife.

S.S.

dunerunner 08-27-2009 07:09 PM

She yit! In my best Oklahoma accent...the right there is a life lesson!!

CA357 08-27-2009 07:11 PM

I like it, but it wouldn't work for me. My Sicilian wife would fill me with lead. ;)

NGIB 08-27-2009 07:12 PM

I've been married to a very cute and dainty Filipina girl for 33 years. The only problem is that she's mean as a cornered wolverine. If I tried the "balls" solution - I wouldn't have any. Funny stuff though...

WDB 08-28-2009 12:47 AM

Both are great, neither are something I would try.

I like my guts & balls to stay intact!

IGETEVEN 08-28-2009 03:15 PM

BUMP..........We got alpha males with problems. ;)

Jack


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