My 16 YO daughter brought her boyfriend out the garage one Sunday a few months back. I happened to be cleaning a pistol with my safe standing open.
As she was asking her question I noticed "dippy the dumb ass" staring into my save with a more "slack jawed" expression than normal. He then said, "gee Mr. Tackleberry, you've got alot of guns"!
I responded by saying "yep, and look over your right shoulder, while nodding toward my yard tools and said, I've got alot of shovels too.
Could not have set it up better if I tried.