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Old 03-06-2009, 01:16 PM   #11
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"Im a nasty cockroach nasty as can be, no other cockroach is nasty as me" fun times

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The cadences were classic. "Napalm sticks to kids!"

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The cadences were classic
"Throw some candy to the orphans
See them run and gather round.
Take your 40 millimeter
cut those little suckers down-
Cause napalm sticks to kids!"

Of course, the favorite was usually
"Hey young soldier, don't feel blue-
My recruiter was a liar too!"

However, I think that one probably dates back to Hannibal and the Alps.....
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My Protestant Layleader tried to hang himself by his inspection tie.

Our Senior showed him how to tie the knot properly for next time. Then he got bent for about 45 minutes in the pit.

Funny, he never tried it again.

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"they say that in the Navy the pay is mighty fine..."
"they give you a hundred dollars and take back 99"

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He said the world was round-O

He said it could be found-O

He navigates while he mas****ates

The son-of-a b***h Columb-O

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Tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"

"They made him a Second Lieutenant-
They gave him two bars made of gold-
They made him a Forward Observer-
He lived to be three seconds old-"

"Some mothers have sons in the army-
Some mothers have sons overseas-
But mother, dear mother, don't worry-
Your son is in ROTC"

MY OCS class used to sing at the ROTC types in passing-

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I'm A Sea Cadet, and I went through 2 boot camps, My first one was Fun, PT at 5:00 in the morning every Day, Barley enough chow to make it through the day.

funfun.

Second one, one kid was ajusting to the chow, Starts complaining, goes to the Head, and lets out an Explosive Fart*. It wasn't even a sustained one, It all came out at once. The poor Kid Came out holding His @$$ and almost in tears!

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