one night during local deer hunting season, a police officer was staking out the local rowdy counry bar where all the deer hunters hung out at, drinking. he was staking out possible DUI violations. sure enough at closing time he spotted a hunter stumbling out the bar, tripping over the curb, falling down and getting back up, fumbling with his keys, trying them in five diferent vehicles before finding his own vehicle. as he sat in the car fumbling around with his keys, the other hunters left the bar and drove off in their vehicles. afterwards the lonely hunter finally started his car and started to drive off when the officer stopped him for a possible DUI violation. the officer read him his rights and then went on to administer a breathalyzer test. when the results came back 0.00 the officer was quite confused, he asked the hunter how this could be after what he has just seen.
the hunter smiled at the officer and told him he was the designated decoy!