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Old 09-26-2013, 07:03 PM   #1
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What is the cheapest type of meat?
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Old 09-26-2013, 07:05 PM   #2
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Deer Meat - A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'. The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an a$$hole...

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Birds do it, bees do it, oh deer!
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I think pic #2 illustrates how we got pic #1!
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And one for our friend in Germany, I think we all know to whom I am referring!
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I must admit that I have shared Jagermeister with crazier company. Before marriage, there was this very interesting Hungarian female hunter I met during a winter drive hunt.....
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one night during local deer hunting season, a police officer was staking out the local rowdy counry bar where all the deer hunters hung out at, drinking. he was staking out possible DUI violations. sure enough at closing time he spotted a hunter stumbling out the bar, tripping over the curb, falling down and getting back up, fumbling with his keys, trying them in five diferent vehicles before finding his own vehicle. as he sat in the car fumbling around with his keys, the other hunters left the bar and drove off in their vehicles. afterwards the lonely hunter finally started his car and started to drive off when the officer stopped him for a possible DUI violation. the officer read him his rights and then went on to administer a breathalyzer test. when the results came back 0.00 the officer was quite confused, he asked the hunter how this could be after what he has just seen.

the hunter smiled at the officer and told him he was the designated decoy!
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