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Old 05-13-2010, 02:28 PM   #1
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As part of a multi-faceted plan, I am writing this open letter to you. I will neither be shaving, nor removing my Resistol except for the few hours of tortured sleep, until you find it in your heart to send me an autograph.

I was also going to state that Mohawk is manly, but only one person voted for that, and it was probably Mohawk.

I shall view this as my personal log, and update it daily, eating valuable bandwidth that could be used to espouse important 2nd Amendment information.

I have been a fan since my early teens, and your guidance by example has impacted my life greatly. Growing up in a rough neighborhood, your films provided me with escapism, as well as the desire to pursue my Black Belt in Tang Soo Do.

I have stood by you, albeit from a distance, through your greatest triumphs, as well as through the DVD release of "Forest Warrior".

Please, Mr. Norris, just an autograph. Something that shows me that Hollywood hasn't warped the greatest martial artist that ever took a frontstance in the dojang.

Sincerely,

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Would somebody send him an autograph already

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I'm not going away. I never missed an episode of Karate Kommandos.
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I don't want him to be angered so I'm going to correct you. Tang Soo Do doesn't have a black belt. They use midnight blue. Once you have reached the level of "master" you get a red stripe through it. I was 1 belt and six degrees away from it (Red Belt 2 stripe). Quitting was probably one of the dumber things I ever did, but I wanted to hang out with my friends and chase girls so... here we are.

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I don't want him to be angered so I'm going to correct you. Tang Soo Do doesn't have a black belt. They use midnight blue. Once you have reached the level of "master" you get a red stripe through it. I was 1 belt and six degrees away from it (Red Belt 2 stripe). Quitting was probably one of the dumber things I ever did, but I wanted to hang out with my friends and chase girls so... here we are.
You are correct. I'm told black symbolized death, so the blue ones we got signified you were beginning over again, at a different level.

We call ourselves black belts to avoid confusion when dealing with other styles, people not in the art, etc.

I'm sorry to be wasting everyone's time here. If Mr. Norris would just send a sign....
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"Ode to Chuck Norris"

Sitting, sobbing, fiddling,
Like a big, bipolar Nero,
Waiting just to hear one word,
From his childhood hero

Benny types a sad old poem,
While his face is twiching,
Hasn't shaved at all today,
And now his beard is itching

Oh Chuck! Oh Chuck! You are the MAN!
Not of words, but violence!
I see it all in classic films,
I Tivoed "Code of Silence"

None around can feel my pain,
The forum members laugh,
End my horrid misery,
With just one autograph

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It doesn't really matter, because Mr. Norris won't send Benny an autograph.

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Someone needs a little help over here!

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Poor Benning. Come here little fighter, let JD give you a hug. The Norris will come, we must will it!

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