Dear mole I recently found near my man parts,
GOD! You had better be a mole!!
Why does your blue goo splash on me when I poo?
Dear men in the shower,
Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me while I'm cleaning myself. Don't talk to me while I'm drying myself. Don't talk to me.
Josh-US Army EOD (Bomb Squad)
Plenty of firearms
A couple diesels sitting around.
Lots of learning to be done!!
Lifetime NRA Member