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Old 08-25-2010, 09:08 PM   #1
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, made sure neither of our operating systems had viruses, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive, we even used a backdoor, and soon I was ready to upload, but later discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little "Pop-Up" appeared that said: "you got male"



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Old 08-25-2010, 09:23 PM   #2
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Good thing he didn't mention the data base corruption by the mail man who piggy backed his internet connection!!

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