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IGETEVEN 08-25-2010 09:08 PM

Daddy , how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, made sure neither of our operating systems had viruses, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive, we even used a backdoor, and soon I was ready to upload, but later discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little "Pop-Up" appeared that said: "you got male"

winds-of-change 08-25-2010 09:23 PM

Good one!! Thanks.

dunerunner 08-25-2010 09:26 PM

Good thing he didn't mention the data base corruption by the mail man who piggy backed his internet connection!! :D

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