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Old 07-19-2010, 03:01 PM   #1
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I seldom listen to it, but when I do, I never cease to be impressed with the double entendre and well thought out structure.

One song made me pull over and bawl like a girl, but that's another thread.

This music style seldom fits the cheatin/pickup truck/drunk template foisted upon it.

Except for one. One song is the purpose of what I hope will be a new direction for the whole forum.

Let me say ahead of time that I respect and admire Trace Adkins. He's a patriot, a clever guy, and "Hot Mama" gave me excellent lines to use on anniversaries and the like.

But "Badonkadonk"? You made that s**t up. That word didn't exist, you had a song, and needed something to fit. And you made it up. And now, it is an accepted word. You have added to the language, keeping English alive and vibrant.



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So here's what I propose:

I'm gonna start a country song, I'm gonna leave the last word blank, and you guys create a word that didn't exist until now. Throw it out there, I'll get a Mod to choose the best, and we'll adopt the winner as part of Forum speech.

Ready?



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Huntin out in the bayou

Up in my tree stand

Guy shot at me by mistake

And down the tree I ran

I said "Hey Mister! You shot at me!"

He smiled and said "Boo Hoo."

I grabbed him by his collar,

and kicked his _________

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-dinkydoo

-snorkaloo

-howdyhankahoo

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Howdyhankahoo is exactly what I'm talking about.

Who else?

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-fromp

-tilst

-yeavoo

-hishyst

-cyval

-pruvoo

-kyfab

-yopoust

-deleado

-hilm

but only some ryhm.

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ChesneyBait all around the loo ??

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ChesneyBait all around the loo ??
Spewed the DMD! If ever we meet, I'm kickin your howdyhankahoo!
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...his sorry "turdamaker" just to hear him holler.


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