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Old 05-07-2009, 03:23 PM   #31
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Now that was meaner than a redhead with a yeast infection!
Okay, now that's mean!
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Dumber than a box of hair
He'd lie if the truth sounded better
Hotter than a $3 pistol
Sweatin' like a wh0re in church
She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence - Bucktoothed
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a Bear sh!t in the woods?
Does a fat puppy poop?
Hotter than blue blazes
Randy as a march hare

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Old 05-07-2009, 06:12 PM   #33
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Colder than a well digger's ^ss
Hotter than a widders kiss
Thick as fleas on a dog
Balder than a baby's rump or
Smoother than a baby's ^ss
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

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Does a fat puppy poop is my new phrase, thank you, Robo.

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As useful as a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest.

He couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

He wouldn't shout if a shark bit him (shout = buy a round of beers)

As blind as a welder's dog.

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Not smart enough to pour piss out of a boot.
Hotter than two rats effing in a wool sock.

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In my life I am a fire hydrant in a world full of dogs
Better to be pissed off than pissed on

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"If brains were gasoline those two Muppets wouldn't have enough to power a pissant's go kart around the center of a cheerio"


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In Benning World, I imagine Cane on Walker, behind the bar, serving chili and muttering these.

Try it, it is amusing, my friends.

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