Dumber than a box of hair
He'd lie if the truth sounded better
Hotter than a $3 pistol
Sweatin' like a wh0re in church
She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence - Bucktoothed
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a Bear sh!t in the woods?
Does a fat puppy poop?
Hotter than blue blazes
Randy as a march hare
In life, strive to take the high road....It offers a better field of fire.
"Robo is right" Fuzzball