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Old 05-07-2009, 12:58 AM   #21
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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.

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He's lying like a rug!

Prettier than a speckled pup.

Dumber than an anvil.

Grinning like a possum.

Meaner than a snake.

Running like a scalded dog.

As flighty as a banty rooster.

Madder than a wet hen.

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I hate you like a fat kid hates stairs

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She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
I'm going to use that one, it will get me in trouble but it's worth it
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Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound mule.

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That broad is so ugly she couldn't get laid in a Turkish Barracks at midnight. <-- Unattractive.

Sharp as the leading edge on a meatball. <-- Not so smart.

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

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Cane's reliving his navy days
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LMAO!!

You can never trust those Navy guys - Too much time at sea and too many dudes around.

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Now that was meaner than a redhead with a yeast infection!
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