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Benning Boy 05-06-2009 05:02 PM

Country Colloquiallisms
Inspired in part by the old guy (whom I'm convinced is Cane) in the stellar Walker Texas Ranger series, and by HillBilly in the Bunker (viewable only to supporting members, won't you join today?), share your favorite. I'm curious just how many people speak this way.

My entry:

Well dip my butt in cream and squat me in a room full of kittens.

Top that.

Jo da Plumbr 05-06-2009 05:09 PM

More fun then a butt load of gerbils.
from Richard Gere's home town

cobraman 05-06-2009 09:18 PM

Shakin' like a dog sh*ttin' peach pits

canebrake 05-06-2009 09:40 PM

He couldnít pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

canebrake 05-06-2009 09:44 PM

Iím as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

mrm14 05-06-2009 10:48 PM

How about: Crazier that a shat house rat. And: More crooked than a dogs hind leg pissin' in the snow.

canebrake 05-06-2009 11:08 PM

"It's comin' up a bad cloud." (thunderstorm is coming)

mrm14 05-06-2009 11:17 PM

Also: Raining like a double cu*ted cow pissin' on a flat rock.

WDB 05-06-2009 11:18 PM

Crazier than a bag of squirls

On it like a fat kid on a donut

Dumb as a box of rocks

Stressed as a one legged man in a azz kicking contest

mrm14 05-06-2009 11:23 PM

Or: On it like a duck on a June bug.

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