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Old 06-17-2009, 01:35 AM   #41
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You buy everyone on the forum weapons of their choice and are promptly arrested by Homeland Security for supporting terrorists!! You're in jail and we all go to GITMO (it's open for us white, christian extremists).

I wish I owned my own island with a small supply of nuclear weapons to defend it. Nothing like an army of one... with a few nukes!

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Old 06-17-2009, 01:50 AM   #42
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I don't know you, but you get your island and the nukes. After a few years, America wakes up and we vote in a Reagan type leader. He sends the Navy to block your island and you starve to death. Your skeleton is found with your thumb in your mouth and the world laughs at you.

I wish I had an endless supply of peanut butter.

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You get the P butter and realize it is all the stuff that was recalled due to the Salmonella. Hey they wanted to put it to good use

I wish the lawyers of the world would choke on the entrails of every politician

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You get your endless supply of peanut butter, then develop a severe allergy to peanuts! You swell up like balloon and die a horrible death because you've swollen up too much to go out an buy some benedril.

I wish I had the same mutant abilities and admantium skeleton as Wolverine.

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Wish granted. You are fishing one day and fall off the side of your boat. You try to swim but the weight of your new skeleton won't allow you. You drown. Too bad wolverines don't have gills.

I wish life were like the movies.

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Wish granted. You are fishing one day and fall off the side of your boat. You try to swim but the weight of your new skeleton won't allow you. You drown. Too bad wolverines don't have gills.

I wish life were like the movies.
Done ,your real movie life is...wait for it...Brokeback Mountain, starring you and president Obama.

I wish I could fish and hunt for a living.
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You get the P butter and realize it is all the stuff that was recalled due to the Salmonella. Hey they wanted to put it to good use

I wish the lawyers of the world would choke on the entrails of every politician
They do so as you wish. Then you go thru a yellow within the law. You get t-boned by Paris Hilton and she has no insurance. No witnesses, and when the police arrive, she claims right of way. You argue, but you are limited due to being a new paraplegic. You can't sue, and you can't afford the therapy. Sucks, bro.


I wish I was Brad Pitt
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You are Brad Pitt and realize that the whole marriage to Angelina Jolie is a sham and you're actually more attracted to George Clooney. You wind up spending a fun-filled evengin with him brokeback mountain style!

I wish that I was Hugh Hefner.

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You are Brad Pitt and realize that the whole marriage to Angelina Jolie is a sham and you're actually more attracted to George Clooney. You wind up spending a fun-filled evengin with him brokeback mountain style!

I wish that I was Hugh Hefner.

Boom, you're Hef baby! The doc says if you pop one more viagra, you'll blow a gasket. You do anyway and pass to the other side leaving all your assets and wealth to me. I sell everything and use the dough to fund orphanages, feed starving children, stop abortions, hospitals, cancer research, and the fight against the far left flamin' libtards!!

I wish libtards would think for themselves.
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I wish libtards would think for themselves.
Bam! Wish granted...almost. The liberals all attempt to think for themselves, all at the same time...of course, with them lacking any sufficent gray matter and reasoning skills to do so, this is actually tantamount to dividing by zero.
The mind of every liberal in existence today implodes from the strain; air, energy, and matter all rush inwards into the now exposed cranial vacuum of every liberal in the entire world, gaining in density until it all collapses down into itself into an ultra-dense black hole. Everyone who happened to be outside the blast radius (or were lucky enough to make it to the safety of the large underground "vaults") are sucked into the event horizon of the black hole, then expelled at the other end from Hawking's theorized "White hole." One thing Hawking never theorized: the "White hole" is actually located on the far southern end of a giant Richard Simmons, and it colored rather more "brown" than "white."

I wish I still had all my Legos.
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