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Old 06-16-2009, 02:31 PM   #31
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You get your vacation home with a private beach and it is beautiful. One trip there, you notice your neighbor is having a party. You look closer and realize that your neighbor is Rosie O'Donnell. The party is a nude bull dike party, not one lipstick lesbo in the bunch.


I wish I had one night with Angelina Jolie
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:46 PM   #32
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I wish I could lost 15 pounds.

Done, your head falls off.

I wish I was right all the time.
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You get your vacation home with a private beach and it is beautiful. One trip there, you notice your neighbor is having a party. You look closer and realize that your neighbor is Rosie O'Donnell. The party is a nude bull dike party, not one lipstick lesbo in the bunch.


I wish I had one night with Angelina Jolie
Done, but it was a night in one of those third world countires she's always hanging around in. The terrorists take you away to marry their 350lb man hating hairy woman who makes you her slave for 3yrs before you manage to escape.

I wish I could be invisible at will.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:03 PM   #34
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And you are, until the ability goes on the fritz while you're checking your target downrange at the AK bullethose shoot-off. Range is clear, fire at will.

I wish I wasn't so enormous in the naughty bits region.
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I wish I wasn't so enormous in the naughty bits region.
You just married Lorena Bobbit. Problem solved.

I wish I owned the Colt factory.
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You just married Lorena Bobbit. Problem solved.

I wish I owned the Colt factory.

obama bans gun's two days after you get you're wish...


I wish I had 10 wives..
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Okay. You've got 10 wives. Isn't that enough of a problem for me to corrupt it more? Fine. One of the is jealous because you have sex with other women and cuts off your man jewels.

I wish my nose would stop running.
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I wish my nose would stop running.
Boom! You are Michael Jackson! (nose mostly vestigial from plastic surgery)

I wish my cat laid turds of solid gold. It's a big freakin cat.
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Boom! You are Michael Jackson! (nose mostly vestigial from plastic surgery)

I wish my cat laid turds of solid gold. It's a big freakin cat.

Boom, big gold cat turds. Obama taxes them at 101% and takes guvment posession of your cat.

I wish Pelosi would marry ineffable.
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Boom, big gold cat turds. Obama taxes them at 101% and takes guvment posession of your cat.

I wish Pelosi would marry ineffable.
Ineff marries the Hag, takes her to bed, makes her his slave. Gets her to carry a briefcase to the CIC no-bamma, saying that it is some "relief". Then once inside he dials his phone and ...................BOOM ( even though it pained him to destroy his new and true love)


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