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Old 06-16-2009, 01:26 AM   #21
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:11 AM   #22
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I still wish I had 3 more wishes.
you get your 3 wish but in the end you must pay for them. you end up being the person that has to be the look alike for BO. you end up being stoned to dead on a trip to somewhere else that BO has gone instead of doing his job here in the states.


i wish i had a job that i didnt have to pay taxes becuz i dont want to pay for anymore date nights for the czars
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:42 AM   #23
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Congrats your wish is granted you no longer have to pay taxes as you no longer have a job, the date nights are now important as you are now a gigilo and your next date is 89 year old lady expecting you to rock her world better than JFK did back in the day.

I wish I owned Spike network
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wish come true you now own spike. when you sign the contract you over look the part that says you must change format and make the channel the BO nextwork. one month in you are shut down and only left with a fake plant and a cardboard box.

I wish i had the money to get my license to own NFA weapons
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wish come true you now own spike. when you sign the contract you over look the part that says you must change format and make the channel the BO nextwork. one month in you are shut down and only left with a fake plant and a cardboard box.

I wish i had the money to get my license to own NFA weapons
Congrats! You have the money to get your license. However, you get the money from insider trading. As such you will go to a POUND ME IN THE ASS prison for EVER.


I wish I didn't have to work on Thursday.
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You don't, because the towel boy at the pound-me-in-the-@$$ prison is off on Thursdays.

I wish I looked a little better.
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You don't, because the towel boy at the pound-me-in-the-@$$ prison is off on Thursdays.
HAHAHAH!!!! OMG !!!! sorry for breakin the thread
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you get your wish but now your gay and have to spend the rest of your life on bottom

i wish i had more mountain dew
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you get your wish but now your gay and have to spend the rest of your life on bottom

i wish i had more mountain dew
You are granted your wish and the eight hillbillies whose "DEW" you have gotten are the most inbread toothless bastards you've ever seen who keep you as their a$$ puppet for the rest of your life.


I wish I owned a brewery
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I wish I owned a brewery
Don't even have to stretch the truth on this one. This will happen if you own a brewery.

Congrats, you own a brewery. You took a second mortgage against your house increasing your debt to the point that you can't afford any more vacations which is no big deal because you don't have time for them anyway. From sunrise to sunset you are lifting grain, boiling water, calling people on the phone about getting a good deal on hops because the price has tripled in the last couple years. Your beer is considered above average but you wouldn't know, you are so short on time that you can't even enjoy the beer you make and after the tax man, delievery man, store owner, and your multiple mortgages are paid, you lose money on every bottle sold. You are pushed out of the market by the big breweries who can produce for about 1/4 of what it costs you. In the end you are forced to sell all your brewing equipment for about $.15 on the dollar to some rich kid who lives at his mansion with his parents.

I wish I had a vacaction house.
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