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Old 06-15-2009, 08:51 PM   #1
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Okay, with all the clever and witty folks we have around here, I can't BELIEVE we don't have Corrupt-A-Wish going!!

Here's the deal - I post a wish that I would like. "I wish I had a mojito"

You come along and trash my wish by corrupting it into a disaster.

"Your 3 mojito lunch ends with you wrapping your vehicle around a power pole and a trip downtown to share a cell with bubba"

Then you post a wish that someone else gets to mess with - and then back and forth Wish trashing ensues for hours of joy and merriment.

"I Wish I had a 20 pound box of US Dollars"

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Old 06-15-2009, 09:05 PM   #2
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Yea, with the falling state of the US Dollar and the current economy, you'd be better off with 20 pounds.


I wish I could take a cruise to Alaska.

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That much cash will have the IRS breathing down your neck. They will assume it’s drug money and the ATF will be investigating you. They will call the office of homeland security to check if you’re a terrorist. HLS will not investigate, just arrest your azz and send you to Gitmo for Waterboarding. Obungho is closing Gitmo so you will be shipped off to Pakistan to have the truth tortured out of you. Then when you are a broken empty shell you will be sent out on the streets to be beheaded by the Talliban.



I wish I could spend the night with Heidi Klum

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Old 06-15-2009, 09:11 PM   #4
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Not being allowed to carry guns on the boat? Then someone smuggles one and you all get shot.

I wish I could go to the beach next week.

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Skull - Your cruise goes well enough, until you come down with food poisoning from the shrimp left out too long on the buffet and you spend the majority of the trip in your stateroom getting deeply in touch with your insides and admiring how small of a space is really required for a toilet a shower and a sink.

Jo Da - Your wish is granted. You and Heidi have a nice dinner and then retire to her room where she informs you that her husband Seal will be joining the two of you and since she is recovering from the most recent pregnancy, her doctor has advised against intercourse, but her husband is MOST ANXIOUS to, ah, meat you.....


I wish I hadn't eaten that whole thing of teriyaki for lunch.... *urp*
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I wish I could go to the beach next week.
You go to the beach but when you’re in the water you get stung by a jellyfish. You don’t go to the doctor despite everyone telling you to because you are a hard headed tough chick. You go into anaphylactic shock and the lifeguards call the paramedics. The paramedics come and take an electrocardiograph thereby removing your bikini top. The lifeguards have a film crew there and we all get to see your boobs


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The PGA decides to let you in, but they make you wear those hideous pants that John Daly likes...Yeah the exact pair....butt-sweat and all!

I wish I had a year's supply of beer.
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I wish I had a year's supply of beer.
You get your wish and since it's free you can't control your craving. Within a month you are jobless, within 4 months your family kicks you out. The contest you won specified they would only deliver to a residence. 4 months into your year supply you violate the terms of your winnings and lose out on your last 8 months of beer. Oh yeah your jobless and your family hates you to.

I wish I owned my own plane.
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I wish i had my own private island, fully uhhhhh vegetated.
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I wish i had my own private island, fully uhhhhh vegetated. [/QUOTE]

You get you're own beautiful island then a local under sea quake sinks it down to a 10x20 patch of sand with a dead palm tree


I wish I was retired in Florida with a house full of colts and other lovely guns, watching sunsets on the deck and living the good life So I guess I wish I was Cane

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