A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike, " the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Give this to your dad and next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Lo there do I see my Father...Lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and sisters...Lo there do I see the line of my peoples back to the begaining...Tho they do call to me...They bid me come take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla...Where the brave may live forever
Long distance..The next best thing to being there, if you are anywhere between 100-700 yards my Howa and I own you and will choose your time of death. opaww