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opaww 05-31-2010 09:36 PM

The cop and the little girl
A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike, " the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Give this to your dad and next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

doctherock 05-31-2010 09:39 PM

That is funny as hell. I could actually see a kid saying something like that.

RadioActiV 05-31-2010 10:08 PM

I love that joke that was great :D

M14sRock 05-31-2010 11:44 PM

Love it. Thanks.

DrumJunkie 06-01-2010 01:16 AM

good one :D

Shihan 06-01-2010 04:24 AM

That was a good one. After today I needed a good laugh.

pandamonium 06-01-2010 04:27 AM

Thanks Opaww that was great! I needed that after Shi got me on the deranged gunman thing!! ;)

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