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Old 10-03-2009, 12:08 PM   #1
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Default Conservative vs Liberal

Found this on another site and thought I'd bring it here for your consideration:

Conservative vs. Liberal...

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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Old 10-03-2009, 02:00 PM   #2
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How true. It is funny how the word liberal really doesn't apply to their positions.

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Thanks, Acid-

For passing that one on-it goes in my 'keeper' files.

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You get 100% on that one AFG.

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Hmmmn, I wonder what site? (AKA punjabipillbox)

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Hmmmn, I wonder what site? (AKA punjabipillbox)
Actually, the Nevada Shooters site. Didn't see your logon listed there.
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A conservative cleans up after himself and others when the protest is over.
A liberal expects some one ELSE to clean up after him.

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Conservative: "I worry about the treasury being emptied, the fantastic amounts of spending, and generally unsound fiscal policy."

Liberal: "You're a RACIST!!"

Conservative: "I don't like the precedents you set when the gov't interferes with the free market and takes over huge sections of the economy like finance, insurance, manufacturing, health and energy. It seems like a giant 5 fingered fist to crush us with..."

Liberal: "You're a NAZI!!"

Conservative: "I think the interests of the country would be best served by promptly giving our fighting men and women the reinforcements and logistics support they desperately need, as outlined by the President's hand-picked senior officer on the ground, rather than jetsetting around the world trying to score treasure for his Chicago buddies."

Liberal: "Obviously, You hate and fear black people. You're a RACIST NAZI CAPITALIST!! WE WON!! THIS IS A SMEAR JOB!!"

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Actually, the Nevada Shooters site. Didn't see your logon listed there.
whoops- well, I'll be, seems this one just happens to be circling around a few good gun sites at the same time... Thought you might be someone I knew from TheFirearmsForum....

Well that was good for a laugh...
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