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Old 06-04-2009, 10:06 PM   #11
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OK I would get real cloned T-Rex Hide over real live cloned velociraptor claw bone.

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I would have them made out of dilithum chrystals that way I had a power source for my under barrel mounted laser cannon.

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Old 06-04-2009, 10:14 PM   #12
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Made from BJ Penn's femur. Can I get a witness?
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That right there is effing funny.
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Cocobolo wood would have been enough. I bow to you sir, I just spit taco mix on the monitor.
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Conflict diamonds wrested from the hands of starving African children. Did I win?
I... really... don't, uh... know how to respond to that. Ineff, you sir are, effed up. And not in a good way.
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He may be the most clever man on the internet.

I'm not sure what he does for a living, but I'm certain, whatever it is, that his talent is wasted.
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He may be the most clever man on the internet.

I'm not sure what he does for a living, but I'm certain, whatever it is, that his talent is wasted.
He hides his troll-like visage from small children as per the restraining order of Dallas county.

I have the good fortune of passing my brand of off color bad assery to my 6 month old son for a living. He will save us from the machines later.

btw... thanks for the kind words. You're a rather brilliant comedic genius yourself.

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For a cerain SGT I used to work for- leaning towards Poison Oak wood, covered in the skin of South American Poison Arrow Frogs.

Actually DID see an AR-15 a couple of years back with a pretty WALNUT stock and handguards. Different.
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If you included clear Blood Grooves on the handles, filled in with the perament Spinal Fluid from Karo, Kimbo, Machida & The Diaz Brothers, you sir have my blank check in the next Fed Ex package coming your way.

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Wow. Who will harvest such a material?
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