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Old 03-04-2013, 03:13 AM   #51
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Dave Barry's take on colonoscopies...


http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html


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I had my colon checked one time. Kinda made me feel weird so I swapped to a different dentist.


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Gees wouldn't creeping thru a giant colon make you feel like a t#rd?
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I had mine done at a teaching hospital. I was a bit concerned when they started bringing in extra doctors.

Turned out that they wanted everybody to see what a perfect colon looks like.

So I now know I'm a perfect a-hole.
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Do ya think that if the nation had a colonscopy we could remove the malignant polyp in the WH??
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Do ya think that if the nation had a colonscopy we could remove the malignant polyp in the WH??
Removing a brain cancer via the rectum is a helluva feat.


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