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Old 03-03-2013, 01:21 AM   #41
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Cystoscopy is a TV camera up the urethra. (the channel the pee pee comes out of )

I've had it done twice. Local anesthetic, completely painless. Kinda interesting to look inside your own bladder on the TV monitor!

A little hard to maintain control though when the nurse/PA is a drop dead hottie, and she grabs hold of it.
And I'm seein a big ole Grinnin facey thingy........?

You got any piercings down south.........?


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A little hard to maintain control though when the nurse/PA is a drop dead hottie, and she grabs hold of it.
IDK, someone coming at me with a potentially life ending dangerous object might have an opposite impact... ymmv


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Cystoscopy is a TV camera up the urethra. (the channel the pee pee comes out of )

I've had it done twice. Local anesthetic, completely painless. Kinda interesting to look inside your own bladder on the TV monitor!

A little hard to maintain control though when the nurse/PA is a drop dead hottie, and she grabs hold of it.
They make children's sized ureteroscopes -- INSIST on them using one even if they have to borrow it but make sure they reprocess (clean) it correctly. Half buying the hottie nurse...
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Yea, I knew an old guy that had that done. His bladder was so old the only thing they got on the TV was Lone Ranger reruns.
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I have heard the night before rfered to as " the night of 1000 waterfalls"
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Well the good news is if you live until 80 no more bore inspections. They figure colon cancer is so slow you will die of something else in you advanced years.
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Well, how did it come out?
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Yep, got mine checked when I was 40 due to some plumbing issues. Made the Doc sign a note to my wife stating my head wasn't in there.
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ODg, that is funny!!


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