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08-10-2010, 01:56 AM
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Colonize Space, or Die!
The well known astrophysicist, Stephen Hawking, has declared that the human race must move to other planets in order for us to ultimately survive.
How would you organize your FTF space colony?
You can populate your colony with other than FTF members and can take advantage of any current technology. The only thing you can't have is "unobtainium."
Save earth FTF members, you're our only hope....
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08-10-2010, 11:30 AM
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100 members, 2nd Bn, 75th Ranger
100 farmers, Mennonite or Amish
100 self employed mechanics, machinists, electricians, construction workers
25 doctors, dentists and nurses
500 nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies
2 moonshiners and 2 brewmasters
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What we have heah is.... failure to communicate.
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08-10-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by c3shooter
100 members, 2nd Bn, 75th Ranger
100 farmers, Mennonite or Amish
100 self employed mechanics, machinists, electricians, construction workers
25 doctors, dentists and nurses
500 nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies
2 moonshiners and 2 brewmasters 
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Dammit C3, you're getting as bad as Robo about killing threads!!!
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08-10-2010, 01:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by c3shooter
100 members, 2nd Bn, 75th Ranger
100 farmers, Mennonite or Amish
100 self employed mechanics, machinists, electricians, construction workers
25 doctors, dentists and nurses
500 nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies
2 moonshiners and 2 brewmasters 
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What? No lawyers or politicians?
I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
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08-10-2010, 01:57 PM
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the only thing I would add to that is
50 banned ftf douche bags. Why we make them all redshirts because everyone knows that if a redshirt went on an away mission they never came back.
NGIB is in my convoy with him we will own the universe in a matter of weeks. I bet he could trade a glock for a kilingon bird of pray to help with security.
Last edited by cpttango30; 08-10-2010 at 02:01 PM.
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08-10-2010, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by cpttango30
NGIB is in my convoy with him we will own the universe in a matter of weeks. I bet he could trade a glock for a kilingon bird of pray to help with security.
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The Klingon's are not fans of Glocks. I'd probably have to trade them a real steel pistol...
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08-10-2010, 03:29 PM
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Tango is going to need a lot of help with those Klingon's around Uranus  . Boooooooo
I know that was a bad attempt at humor.
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08-10-2010, 03:41 PM
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I'd cut the number of Farmers, Mechanics, Machinists, electricians and construction workers in half!!
And add 100 more nubile recent graduates of St Helen's School for young ladies!
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08-10-2010, 03:58 PM
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CA I can't believe you forgot a very important group of people......
You need at least 100 hunters and trackers. The military are great for support and protection but you need those that can put meat on the table.
Remember ... man does not live by rabbit food alone.
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08-10-2010, 04:15 PM
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What are the 100 FTF members good for.
Dave (Spurdave) is hell on them ducks.
Skully is always killin deer or catching fish
I can fish and hunt
OH and bump my 50 banned douche bags to 100 we need food testers. If something on the new planet is poison then we need this worthless turds to taste test it. If they die well we won't eat it.
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