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Old 03-20-2014, 11:04 PM   #1
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Default Cockpit eavesdropping

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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Old 03-20-2014, 11:18 PM   #2
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thanks for sharing!

some of those were priceless!

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All of the quotes were pretty funny.
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"Honolulu Tower, what time is it?"
"Aircraft calling Honolulu Tower for time check, please identify."
"What difference does it make? I just want the time."
"Unidentified aircraft, if you are civilian, it is 7:00 am. If you are Air Force, it is oh seven hundred. If you are Navy, it is 6 bells."
"Sorry- that was Hawaiian Airlines."
"No problem, bra. It's Thursday."
What we have here is... failure- to communicate.
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