I don't need No stinking signature.
Chuck is soooooooo bad, he has his own action figure!
Sent from my (_E=MC² _)We do not choose our future, we choose our habits and our habits dictate our future. - anonymous
We are all biodegradable.
You know what killed all the dinosaurs?
What we have here is... failure- to communicate.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris is so bad he walked into Burger King and order a Big Mac........ And got one!
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Some guys can piss their names in snow, chuck can piss his name in concrete.
Jesus could walk on water but chuck can swim through dry land.
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He can kill a RINO with a simple speech...
Just ask McCain and Romney!