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Old 10-27-2012, 01:42 AM   #61
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Chuck Norris is so epic he is a Christian an supports romney.
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Old 03-10-2013, 12:46 AM   #62
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Chuck Norris is so badass...



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Old 03-10-2013, 01:00 AM   #63
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Cleans pretty good...err...THE BEST!
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Old 03-11-2013, 02:31 AM   #64
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
one of my favorites.
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did you hear chuck norris got shot today?

the funeral for the bullet is scheduled for tomorrow.....
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Chuck Norris is so BA.......

He once ate 5 hot pockets in a row and didn't regret it.

His hair is used to make bungee cord.

The CIA uses a picture of him as a torture device.

He can disarm IEDs if he stares at them long enough.

McDonalds now offers Chuck Norris size meal.

He once played poker with the most interesting man in the world and won.

He doesn't change lightbulbs. They keep working out of fear.

He once gave CPR to giraffe.
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When chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet...

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken...

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence...

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting...

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird...
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Don't mess with chuck
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Chuck Norris doesn't take a

piss, he gives them.
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