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Old 10-17-2012, 04:42 AM   #51
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was a lead role on Sesame Street, untill one day snuffaluffagus accidentally ate chucks sandwich.

Many muppets died that day.
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chuck norris threw a grenade in a room and killed 8 people..

4 seconds later the grenade went off
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Little known fact about Chuck Norris, he had a brother. His name was Jesus.
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Quote:
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chuck norris threw a grenade in a room and killed 8 people..

4 seconds later the grenade went off
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Quote:
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Chuck is so bad@ss, he s!-!its WITHOUT wipin.
Nope, he uses this.



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How can anyone compete with this???
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Chuck norris invented the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb
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Chucks fart can fill your gas tank.

Obama lied about the covert team...they sent chuck.
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