He once drowned a fish.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once was a lead role on Sesame Street, untill one day snuffaluffagus accidentally ate chucks sandwich.
Many muppets died that day.
chuck norris threw a grenade in a room and killed 8 people..
4 seconds later the grenade went off
Semper paratus.....virtute et armis
Little known fact about Chuck Norris, he had a brother. His name was Jesus.
How can anyone compete with this???
Chuck norris invented the c-section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb
Chucks fart can fill your gas tank.
Obama lied about the covert team...they sent chuck.