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Old 10-16-2012, 02:24 AM   #41
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana

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When he got bit by a cobra, the cobra died.
Loved that in Expendables 2!
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to tame a dinosaur.
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He approves ERA!

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to bed
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Someone sent me this one, I like it.
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He's a Legend in his own mind......Now i'll take Brinkley any day.......
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Super foot Wallace couldn't carry Chuck's jockstrap!!!!
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Are you insane?
There's a reason most people don't know who Superfoot is! Not saying he ain't good, just not Chuck!
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Chuck is so bad@ss, he s!-!its WITHOUT wipin.
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